I Wanna Be Your Guitar
Let me paint a picture for you, kittens. It’s a hot hot hot summer day. You’re tanned. Your hair is long and dishevelled. You’re wearing a jean skirt that barely qualifies as a skirt and… Continue reading
Let me paint a picture for you, kittens. It’s a hot hot hot summer day. You’re tanned. Your hair is long and dishevelled. You’re wearing a jean skirt that barely qualifies as a skirt and… Continue reading
“Ritual is necessary for us to know anything” – Ken Kesey I’ve been thinking a lot about ritual lately. Not necessarily big elaborate rituals. Not any great rites of passage. Just our daily… Continue reading
Today is a wonderful day, you guys! Four years ago today, I married the sexiest, funniest, kindest, most attentive and generous man I had ever met. I know that there is no shortage… Continue reading
An amazing girlfriend recently sent me a link to a blog that hit all my buttons and made my brain spin. The post was great, but it wasn’t so much the post that got to me,… Continue reading
What? Why concentrated? Because there’s so much less of me ALREADY. 5.5 pounds, to be precise. I know what you’re thinking – most of it is water and blah blah blah, but YOU GUYS! That’s… Continue reading
I read a post a while back about what to write about that stuck with me. I’ve seen lots of people apologize on their blogs about content or lack there of, and I… Continue reading
Alright kittens, today is full of bloating and monstrous headaches, so I bring you a different kind of list. A list of Haves and Have Nots. They are ALL things that I am… Continue reading
This weekend could nicely be summed up in two words: soup and arson. The “and” was just joining the two actual words, so it totally doesn’t count. Don’t get all technical on me. The… Continue reading
Listening to the radio this morning, I heard about a study that was reported in New Scientist magazine saying that semen made women happy. Apparently, they divided groups of women according to how… Continue reading