Tag Archive: health

Surviving the Man Cold – A Completely Non-Comprehensive Guide

I have a confession to make, y’all. If we’re being completely honest, I probably have several dozen confessions to make, but there’s a time and place for all that. Today, my dirty dirty… Continue reading

Tell the kids I love them…

I wasn’t going to write anything today because I’m trying to eeeaaaase back into blogging, and after all this time away I figured y’all would be like, “JEEZ!  Calm your tits!  TOO MUCH… Continue reading

The Best Life: The Medical Edition

Well, 2014 has been one hell of a year so far, kittens!  If things continue the way they’re going, y’all are going to have to send me all your coffee.  ALL. YOUR. COFFEE. … Continue reading

Drink More Champagne

There is a small part of me that is convinced I would have been an outstanding prostitute whore lady of the night in France.  There aren’t too many things that I love more than… Continue reading

OUCH!

Sorry guys, I’m not equipped to fill you with holiday cheer or life optimism today.  Do you know what I would like to be filled with today**?  Pain medication.  And boozahol.  Bob Marley… Continue reading

Project Optimism: Attempting a Brain Makeover

It was bound to happen sooner or later, and truth be told, it was bound to happen this week.  Today marked the first Monday in 2013 that I did not see a smaller… Continue reading

Project Optimism: Getting Pumped Up

Another new week has started and you guys, I am READY!!! Admittedly, I spent much of last week slacking off a little.  No writing was done, very little exercise happened, and I may… Continue reading

Project Optimism: The Sweetest Paradox

Happy Monday, kittens!  It’s a new day and a new week so let’s all collectively forget that last week ever happened and maybe this week will totally make up for it! I’m BEYOND… Continue reading

Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here

It’s time, sweet kittens, it’s time.  Time to put your New Years shoes on and get this party started. Our holiday season was wonderful, but fraught with disease.  I know that we’re hot… Continue reading

A Moment on the Lips

Yesterday was unexpectedly blue. There wasn’t any huge reason for it.  Was it hormones?  The rainy weather?  Maybe.  Exhaustion?  Perhaps, although I don’t feel as tired as one might think considering the whole… Continue reading

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