Tell the kids I love them…

I wasn’t going to write anything today because I’m trying to eeeaaaase back into blogging, and after all this time away I figured y’all would be like, “JEEZ!  Calm your tits!  TOO MUCH… Continue reading →

Press Play

As my fitness resolution, I’m going to give up drinking, eat 100% clean, and go to the gym six times a week. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I know, right?  I laughed, too.  Don’t worry, guys!  I… Continue reading →

Drink More Champagne

There is a small part of me that is convinced I would have been an outstanding prostitute whore lady of the night in France.  There aren’t too many things that I love more than… Continue reading →

Project Optimism: Attempting a Brain Makeover

It was bound to happen sooner or later, and truth be told, it was bound to happen this week.  Today marked the first Monday in 2013 that I did not see a smaller… Continue reading →

Project Optimism: Getting Pumped Up

Another new week has started and you guys, I am READY!!! Admittedly, I spent much of last week slacking off a little.  No writing was done, very little exercise happened, and I may… Continue reading →

SHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Listen…can you hear that? Listen carefully. Shhhh…. Yup.  NO KIDS.  Thing One is at daycare, Thing Two is sleeping,  I’m in Mommy Heaven.  It’s like regular heaven but with more coffee and yoga… Continue reading →

Project Optimism: The Sweetest Paradox

Happy Monday, kittens!  It’s a new day and a new week so let’s all collectively forget that last week ever happened and maybe this week will totally make up for it! I’m BEYOND… Continue reading →

Project Optimism: Passion or Bust

An amazing girlfriend recently sent me a link to a blog that hit all my buttons and made my brain spin.  The post was great, but it wasn’t so much the post that got to me,… Continue reading →

Make Your Mornings Count!

I wouldn’t say that I’m a morning person by choice, but I’ve had a lifetime of early mornings and so I’ve kind of become a morning person by default.  I still need a cup… Continue reading →

Project Optimism: Shaking My Butt!

It’s another new week and I’m more excited than ever.  THAN EVER, you guys.  That’s big. What’s so exciting, you ask?  Possibilities.  They’re endless and that’s very exciting to me.  I’ve been waiting… Continue reading →