Gracias, Universe!
If you know any little girl in North America or if, lucky you, you’ve ever been in my house, you’re going to love this. Promise.
It’s no secret that the most annoying cartoon character of all time is Caillou.
I F-wording HATE this kid. I’d write “fucking” but this is a kids post so I’m being PG.
(photo from Wikipedia)
BUT, my friends, VERY CLOSE behind that whiny little fucker is Dora the Explorer. The Tornado, of course, is obsessed with all things Dora. The TV needs to be Dora, her walls are Dora, her bed is Dora, her books are Dora, her birthday party was Dora, she even LOOKS like Dora.
I’m all Dora’d out.
That being said, I have room for ONE MORE DORA. Because this, kittens, is EPIC. It’s AMAZING. You know that I will always warn you if I’m posting a a video that you shouldn’t watch or talking about something that you shouldn’t Google. I’ve got your back. So TRUST me when I say this. If you’ve ever watched Dora the Explorer, WATCH THIS:
I laughed SO SO SO hard. Map…Diego…SWIPER NO SWIPING! Again, TRUST ME. If this is the only video you ever click on in your entire YouTube career, IT IS WORTH IT.
WE DID IT!
What are your favorite clips? ENTERTAIN ME!
Haha, I am immediately sending this to my boyfriend’s sister who has two kids and I’m sure watches Dora all. the. time. This was great!
HAHAHA!! Did she love it? I still laugh when I think about it. CUT THE CRAP, MAP!
Hate. Dora. So. Hate. Dora.
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!
In completely related news, I’m starting to hate The Lorax because it has been on a continuous loop on the TV for FOUR DAYS now. CONTINUOUS. KILLKILLKILL!
Fortunately, we are NOT a Dora house. Unfortunately, we ARE a Caillou house. My daughter was actually pulling on my leg as I was reading your post, begging, “Caillou, Mommy! Peeeez!” And now the theme song is on and I’m one bald-headed-toddler whine away from jumping off the roof. That said, the Dora link shall be shared with all of my gal pals whose kiddos are obsessed with that damn show. Adios, amiga!
I’m just a boy who’s four…each day I grow some more…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
We’re watching a DVD of the little fucker as I type. I’ve met my limit. Apologies for the f-bomb. Sort of. 🙂
Never apologize for f-bombing here. I love every fucking one of your words always.
And seriously. Caillou would drive me to drink. I change the channel anytime I see him so NO ONE has a chance to fall in love.
You’re so smart! So much smarter than I. *Sob*
f-wording awesome. hahaha!
That’s awesome! LOL! I cannot even pronounce calilouloulio or whatever people call him! Glad I am raising all boys…they are not Dora fans but somehow we know…swiper no swiping and I’m the map…I’m the map…YUCK!
This was the BEST clip! Guns, Dora, and a masked Swiper. Loved the part where she stopped in front of the camera and says, “Vamanos . . . that means let’s go.” Always gotta throw in the Spanish lesson where they can!
CUT THE CRAP, MAP!
Hahaha! When Diego says, “I haven’t seen you since I was this many.” Lol! A friend of our’s girls’ had a big stuffed Dora doll that their new puppy took a, uh, liking to. They used to cheer him on, “GIVE IT TO HER, TEDDY, GIVE IT TO HER!”
YES YES YES!!! Take THAT, Dora!!!
My kids showed me this a few weeks ago, and in that one moment, justified Dora’s existence. 🙂
Exactly. Although now that it exists, she can go off the air. No need for further Dora-ness.
She has fulfilled her purpose, and may now fade into the ether. Yes.
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Wifey and I watched this. Couldn’t stop laughing at that dammed map getting smacked into the table!
CUT THE CRAP, MAP!!! That made me HOWL!
“I’m the map, I’m the map”
“Cut the crap map!”
“Swiper, he’s right behind you!”
“Where? Do YOU see Swiper?”
Haha. This is hilarious. I love College Humour. I especially like the Jake and Amir series.
By the way. I had students who were so in love with Dora they all wanted Dora haircuts. And there was a boy who was so in love with Diego he INSISTED that we all called him that.
I can’t even IMAGINE teaching a roomful of Doras.
Oh and have you seen the Blues Clues one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgtvYS6YVo&feature=endscreen&NR=1
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