Monthly Archive: June, 2012

I’m trying really hard not to write “penis” here…

I had a whole post ready for today.  It was allllllllllll about my favorite garlic press.  You guys were going to love it.  LOVE IT.  But you’ll have to wait because apparently I… Continue reading

Is that a sausage in your pocket?

Trust me, I thought the same thing the first time I saw a coil of boerewors sausage.  “You guys can see this, yes?  It’s POOP!”  Looks are deceiving, kittens, and I’ve never been… Continue reading

Today’s Sunshine Girl!

  Oh my god, you guys!  It’s an AMAZING day! Stop it.  Stop it right now!  Resist the urge to hate the overly cheery girl first thing in the morning and EMBRACE THE… Continue reading

Popping the Cherry

Oooooh!  How exciting!  Post number one.  I’d like to assume that millions of you are here, reading this entry, eagerly anticipating what will come in the days, weeks, months, and years to follow. … Continue reading

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